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Hey all. Calltech is the company I work for and I found this off the internet. It's sad but true.
THE TOP TEN REASONS I LIKE CALLTECH(TELEPERFORMANCE) ---------------------------------------------------- The only company that tells its employees they
can't bring their kids to the company picnic because of liability reasons. The only Tech company in Central Ohio that has to hire from shelters and the
welfare office. The only company in Columbus that can't attract qualified employees even though central Ohio is blessed with many colleges, tech schools,
and the third largest university in the country. The only company in Columbus where fat people can feel free to take off their shoes and rub each others
feet while working. The only company where you can get up, walk out and go home without telling anyone, and come back the next day and have a job. The
only company where knowing how to turn on a computer and install a screen saver qualifies you to do tech support. The only company that opened up a branch
in the Philippines so staff can visit a country with cheap young whores. Some have even found true love! Speaking of whores, another great American company
where for a dollar raise seemingly decent people will treat others in inhumane ways. Blind obedience to authority is alive and well at Calltech. Finally,
the only company in Columbus where no one in a position of authority deserves any respect.
Can you imagine what would happen if your boss was a zoner? lol.
a very good point. lol thank god he/she's not.
Lol I know, but I didn't write the joke:)
Troy